He's far far away.
He doesn't have a proper job.
He can't boil an egg but knows by heart the ml for the perfect gin and tonic.
His tatoos don't match the Christmas tree's decorations.
foundation: Chanel Vitalumière 20
concealer: Bourjois healthy mix 51
blush: Bourjois 16
liquid eye liner: Iq cosmetics 1
mascara: Giorgio Armani Eyes to kill
lipstick: Maybelline 315
Wrap him up and send him over.